A friend in need is a friend indeed

Fick ett skoj mail nu på kvällskvisten som lyder så här:

DEAR FRIEND,

I DIDNOT FORGOT YOUR PAST EFFORT BY TRYING TO HELP ME, NOW I WANT TO
TELL YOU THAT I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN GETTING THOSE FUNDS TRANSFERRED
UNDER
THE COOPERATION OF A NEW PARTNER FROM CHILE. CONTACT MY SECRETARY IN
COTONOU DE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF BENIN BECAUSE I HAVE LEFT THE WHOLE
INSTRUCTION TO HIM ON YOUR BEHALF AND INSTRUCT HIM WHERE TO SEND THE
$850.000.00 WITH OUT ANY FURTHER DELAY FOR YOUR COMPENSATION.
HIS NAME IS MR. TOM OBILO   
EMAIL:tom_obilo22@yahoo.it
PHONE:  229-93791905.
NB: NOTE: BELLOW IS THE REQUIRED INFORMATIONS YOU WILL SEND TO MY
SECRETARY.
(1) YOUR FULL NAMES
(2) YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS
(3) YOUR DIRECT CELPHONE NUMBER AND HOUSE PHONE WITH FAX IF ANY.
(4) YOUR ID EITHER INTERNATIONAL PAS-PORT OR DRIVING LINCES .
IN THIS MOMENT, I'M VERY BUSY HERE IN CHILE BECAUSE OF THE INVESTMENT
PROJECTS, WHICH THE NEW PARTNER AND I ARE HAVING AT HAND.
REGARDS
kavin marshall

Det här är ju ett väligt sött brev på många olika sätt.
Han mailar från en UK-adress, men vill att jag ska kontakta hans sekreterare i Peru på dennes italienska adress?
Innovativ stavning inger förtroende.
Och framförallt.
Hjälper jag verkligen så pass många okända människor att jag skulle ha glömt bort huruvida jag haft kontakt med denna snubben tidigare eller inte?..
Nice try mr Kavin...